Boss Battle: “He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted”

Text by Mrmana3:


Fellow Duelysts, it’s time to brace yourself for the next boss battle. This new boss is quite the enigma, and as such, I cannot give you information on their name. For now, we shall refer to him as “He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted”.

But why can’t you trust him? Well, this boss is a backstabbing, deceitful little weasel. Every time you try to move your minions, this guy will put a Kaido Assasin directly behind it, poised and ready to butt-blast your stuff!

Also, when his stuff moves, it grows. This boss is basically a 3/30 Onyx Jaguar with benefits. Basically, movement of any kind is bad. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Trusted” encourages a sedentary lifestyle, filled with lots of snacks and Netflix.

But you can’t wait around forever, because this boss’s BBS sends 2 lil’ fire nuggets at your face. Unlike normal snacks, fire nuggets are not a good part of your diet. Each nugget takes 2 out of your 25 health, meaning it includes 8% of your daily non-recommended amount of SMOrc. Be careful who you trust with your food! :sweat:

Beating this unnamed enemy will net you one Boss Crate and a healthy home-cooked meal. Feast to your heart’s content and remember to stay hydrated!

Boss Battle: Jack Doolington

Written by Mrmana3:


Happy Halloween, fellow Duelysts! (Doolers? uh…Duelysters? *shrug*)

Are you ready for thrills, chills, and spook-tackular spills?! Well fear not (or do fear) because Jack Doolington is here to satisfy!

Jack is here to haunt you for the entire week, and he’s got plenty of tricks up his sleeve! His minions assume the form of Watchful Sentinels, all waiting for you to fall into Jack’s traps!

If that wasn’t bad enough, Jack has the power of the undead on his side! He summons spooky Haunts when you damage him, and they each curse you in their own way!



Something you might notice is how these Haunts have the same Dying Wish.

Since all of Jack’s Haunts draw him 2 cards, he not only supplies thrills, spills, and chills. He also supplies mills!

But Jack isn’t all about tricks. In the true spirit of Halloween, Jack brings treats to the table as well. They come in the form of the most cuddly creature of all time: the Candy Panda!

Candy Pandas come with any number of delightful goodies! Some help you cheat heal you while others give you “spooky strength”.

Whether you’re tricking or treating, Jack Doolington has something for everyone! If you defeat him, he will treat you to a Spooky Boss Crate! It comes with delicious, but not so nutritious, Candy Pandas. They come in 3 flavors: White-Knuckled Chocolate, Scare-amel, and Marsh-not-so-mellow.