Text written by MrMana3
Oh boy, this one’s a stinker.
Fellow Doolyers, it’s time for the next big boss battle! This time, you will be taking on the one and only Professor Poopypants. See, Poopypants is not properly potty-trained, resulting in him having…accidents on the battlefield.
This will be a recurring theme throughout the fight, as he will continue to poop all over the ground in all directions. And with the help of his Bastions, his crap will be much stickier and stinkier! On occasion, he will also pass gas with his BBS, further stinking up the field.
It doesn’t help that Poopypants uses dervish poops and farting obelysks, and with each passing turn, he will swarm more and more. If you don’t defeat him in time, you’ll eventually drown in the Brown Sea.
If you are able to deal with all his crap, you will be given a Boss Crate and a Potty Training License. Make sure to wipe off that Boss Crate before you open it though. You don’t know where it’s been!