Text by mrmana3:
IZ DIS A GUD MURGMER CURRRD?!!!
I wants to show you duh noo-est boss battul guy. Diz iz Grym, and he iz a gud mUrGMeR curd. He yoozes his lizurdz to win da game all duh time.
MuRGmEr needed more healing cardz, so dis general heals for a lots when their stuff goes bye-bye. His lizurdz have Rebirth so dey die 2 times for extra healing. Ragebinder, Earth Sphere, Invigoration, and Saurian Finality not enough 4 lizurd peoplez.
MUrgMeR also needed more ways to deet n’ yeet, so duh general iz also removal. When yoo deet their stuff, Grym hurts a guy for 3 damage so they can deet your stuff too.
With all of dis healing, yoo might try to deet all of Grym’s cardz. But that wud mean Grym haz a weakness. Don’t worry. Grym can draw all duh cards he wants. With Tecky Spikes, Grym will nevuur run out of cardzzz evur! He even haz duh MuRgMuR BBS, which makes 3 muRGmer doodz with special powers. He iz duh best boss in da hole wurld!
Beating Grym is un-possible unless you yooze lizurd people too. Win duh game, and yoo can git a Boss Crate Lizurd Box. Remember kidz: play MurGMEr every day. Lizurdz r duh best faction and r sooper fare and balanced!